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 An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem.
- I do that all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I did it no less than twenty times. What can I do?
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 A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
- "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
- "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.
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 A Man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee. On his first day he dialed the pantry and shouted into the phone:
- Get me a coffee quickly!
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 The LAPD, The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
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 A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing
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